Sometimes you just have a hankering.
1 can coconut milk (no preservatives)
3-4 large white button mushrooms
1/2 - 1 cup garbonzo beans (canned no preservatives, although I've seen fresh at the store. You might try those also. I have never eaten them.)
1/3 cup black olives (no preservatives)
3/4 cup frozen petite peas
1/2 - 2/3 cup lightly salted cashews
1/4 cup honey
Salt to taste
After browning the mushrooms in butter in a pan, this is one of those meals, I basically dumped everything in at once. I used a very deep pan, or cast iron skillet if you have one, and just let it cook together. It doesn't really get super thick, but that's ok. I used a lot of garlic and once it had sat overnight, the coconut milk really took on the garlic flavor and it was almost like real curry. The honey gives the sweetness added warmth also.
If only it was as easy to banish hunger by rubbing the belly as to masturbate.
- Faux Curry